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| A butcher is surprised to see a dog come into his shop with a $10 bill and an order for steak in its mouth. The butcher cuts and wraps the meat, and the dog carries it out. The curious butcher follows the dog to a bus stop.|
The dog lets two busses pass, and gets on the No.5. The butcher joins him. After a few miles, the dog pulls the stop cord, gets off the bus and walks to a house. The butcher follows and stops on the sidewalk. The dog drops the meat on the porch, then barks twice at the door.
A man opens up and yells at the dog, “Get in here, bonehead!”
“Bonehead?” gasps the incredulous butcher. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.!”
“If he’s so smart,” replies the man. “Why is he late for his piano lesson?”